So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via emryses)
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via emryses)
(Source: wickedpedia, via iancrawfords)
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